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Friday, August 11, 2006

Old Man Number One - "If the best way we have to stop terrorists is to take everyone's shampoo, we're in worse shape than I thought, Butch."

Old Man Number Two - "Don't call me Butch."

Old Man Number One - "Seriously, Dicky, what about peanut butter? Is it a solid or a liquid? Is it an explosive? It feels like an explosive, I think. But it's delicious, and I don't the terrorists to get it."

Old Man Number Two - "Shut up. Let me handle it. I've gotten us this far, and we're in pretty good shape."


Embrace, and scene.

This is your national security apparatus at work.

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